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When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole
man we were going weird she did a california straw twister
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City full of dirty beaners and doo doos! Also, nicknamed "Murder Val" because of the common occurrence of murders in the city. A place tourists should NOT visit!!
Person 1: Why is Moreno Valley, California so lame?
Person 2: Cause of all the damn Beaners and doo doo mamas!!
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This is the art of when you are giving it to a girl doggy style in the ass. Right as you are about to finish you donkey punch her in the back of the head and take a plastic bag and wrap it around her head and then cum all over her. While she is knocked out you leave her naked (with the bag still on her head) by the side of a busy highway. It is truly a classy maneuver.
So I gave a California tight bag to this bitch last night and now she won't call me.
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The act of breaking all the girls limbs and having sex with her in the most awkward positions.
Dude I put Melissa in the Hospital last night because I California Rag Dolled her last night!
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Friend: Let's go to that club, it looks fun.
Me: Bro, it's full of California cowboys.
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A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:
4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax
Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!
30 minutes later:
Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.
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UC Irvine is a relatively young school within the UC system. It is the fourth-ranked or fifth-ranked campus in the system, after Berkeley, UCLA, UCSD, or UC Davis. UC Irvine lacks a football team and is a commuter campus by nature, meaning a conspicuous deficiency in college spirits. A majority of students are Asians, particularly Asians who got rejected by Berkeley, UCLA, and UCSD. Alumni network on campus is virtually non-existent. While UCI may be trying to bolster their academic reputation, students generally hold UCI in low regard compared to the big-name campuses in the system like UCLA and Berkeley.
Friend: Hey where are u transferring to next fall ?
me: University of California, Irvine
Friend: Oh, I feel sorry for you man. UCI sucks.
me: Yeah I know, but it's the only campus I got accepted.
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