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When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole
man we were going weird she did a california straw twister
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Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.
Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.
Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.
Guy 1: Not if you just believe.
Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.
Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...
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City full of dirty beaners and doo doos! Also, nicknamed "Murder Val" because of the common occurrence of murders in the city. A place tourists should NOT visit!!
Person 1: Why is Moreno Valley, California so lame?
Person 2: Cause of all the damn Beaners and doo doo mamas!!
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This is the art of when you are giving it to a girl doggy style in the ass. Right as you are about to finish you donkey punch her in the back of the head and take a plastic bag and wrap it around her head and then cum all over her. While she is knocked out you leave her naked (with the bag still on her head) by the side of a busy highway. It is truly a classy maneuver.
So I gave a California tight bag to this bitch last night and now she won't call me.
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The act of breaking all the girls limbs and having sex with her in the most awkward positions.
Dude I put Melissa in the Hospital last night because I California Rag Dolled her last night!
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Friend: Let's go to that club, it looks fun.
Me: Bro, it's full of California cowboys.
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A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:
4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax
Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!
30 minutes later:
Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.
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