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when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it's understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time
person 1: "yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night"
person 2: "oh yeah, did either of you score?"
person 1: "we both did!"
person 2: "at the same time?"
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1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.
2. superconnection
1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.
2. superconnected...
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an election between an ethics-breaker, a potato, a separatist and a victim-player.
We all know that Justin Trudeau will drop the writ any moment now........................to regain the majority he lost in 2019. It's disgusting the way he's using a vaccine rollout to gain a third term. The 2021 Canadian Election is such a disappointment.
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When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.
Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.
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when a Canadian male surpasses 200 pounds he then becomes the epitome of all that is sexy. Women tend to throw themselves at such specimen.
look...it's a 200 pound canadian?
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After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
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The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it upon someone's face.
While Tom Cruise was asleep on the couch Bono gave him the ole Canadian flapjack.
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