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Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
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The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").
"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.
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A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.
I don't know why he alwayz tryin ta be a captain Save-A-Hoe.
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The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.
"But why is the rum gone?!"
All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!
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The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.
My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.
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