sugar daddy card

A credit card account provided from one intimate partner (co-signer), to another intimate partner (sugar baby), who becomes an authorized user of the card. The co-signer (sugar daddy) in this relationship is fully responsible for payments and obligations of the account.

This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.

This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.

Lyndee, I hope this doesn’t sound too crazy, but I got us a sugar daddy card. I’d like you to use it to make sure you have ample amounts of sexy underware.

Burning business cards

The act of getting rid of friends, cutting off emotional ties and going different ways

You hear about Jim? He has been burning business cards, he told me not to talk to him anymore.

Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

credit card debt

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card

oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

cinco reverse card

When you run out of quatro reverse cards.

Cinco reverse card!

V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard