The Cold Front

When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.

“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.”

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Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

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cold honkey

A cool,hip,dope ass fly white boy

Cold honkey - He walk in with a fine hoe on each hip. Everyone says that's a cold ass honkey

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cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

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Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

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Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

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Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break

i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax

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