A way of describing or talking about a subject in an overly negative regard or fashion.
Bro #1: “Mane you heard the news bout Mikey Williams?”
Bro #2: “Yeah that niggas career is cooked.”
Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.
“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”
when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do
uti is cooked about rizzing nur
When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!
Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.
Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.
/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.
- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"