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A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.
"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."
When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.
Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.
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A euphemism for prolonged masturbation.
Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.
Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.
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A party that is had in ones apartment, perferably at Georgetown University.
Tool #1: Come on guys, I'm in the mood to GET IT ON!
Tool #2: Sounds terrific, your apartment or mine?
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A phrase used by white girls on Snapchat while eating with their friend who they are in fact not dating.
Kim, let me take a picture of you for Snapchat with your trendy meal so I can
Caption it On a date kinda nervous !
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The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.
After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.
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A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.
Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"
Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"
Ted: "3 months"
Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
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