I don't feel good

A vague way of saying your sick. Most common when you have a cold.

Me: I don't feel good :(

Best friend: Don't worry, I got you. I'm on my way with soup, gatorade, and season one of House.

Me: I love you bro :")

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My Hips don't lie

To be used when expressing your real thoughts in a situation - a Shakira version of i'm not going to lie to you.

My hips don't lie, your Bhangra version of the A-Team Theme tune was much better the first time round

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I don't give a what

Polite way of saying "I don't give a fuck" by gangsters...

Ghetto talk.

O.G slaps a ghetto ass hoe

Young nigga: "dawg that ain't right..."

O.G: "I don't give a what!"

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Don't touch my junk

A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".

Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010

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I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

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Don't Worry About It

a phrased that is derived from a very cool asian kid who lives in the state of georgia and goes to duluth high school. there is no perfect comeback for this phrase, therefore, everyone starts to scrub (copy) off this kid cuz they cant think of their own phrase.

During a test...
Boy 1: "Pssss whats the answer to number 7"
Boy 2: "Don't worry about it"
Boy 1: "dude why do you have to be a bitch"
Boy 2: "don't worry about it"
Boy 1: "faggot"
Boy 2: "dont' worry about it"

Boy 1 gets owned

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Don't step on my toes

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc

Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

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