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Its a sex position where a male ejaculates into a female's nasal area or in the ear.
I just did the Squabble Squabble Ding Dong with terry
The ferocious act of training ones dick head to grab a piece of KFC chicken out of your girls booty hole like a claw machine.
Seagull: Yo Jordan, my girl got a chicken breast stuck up her booty hole.
Big J: That shit must have been greasy as fuck, what did you do?
Seagull: I ferociously trained my dick head to grab chicken out of her shitter.
Big J: Damn!!!! The classic KFC Dong Grabbing Challenge.
Seagull: I ate that chicken breast after too, it was finger lickin' good!
A really good party; one that is in between a dinger and a rager.
'Ronnie you fag, stop fucking around and get down to DJ's...it's a jamma-lamma-ding-dong'
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Someone male or female who has mastered all types of dong.
Dyaln is the master of dong.
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A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.
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You are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your cock. Then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish...then steal the dog.
Dude i got clifford the big red donged last night, my dick hurt so much but i got a new poodle.
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A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.
Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)
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