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This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.
This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1
Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...
(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!
Example 2
Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...
Example 3
Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?
Friend: "Yeah"
Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!
Friend: (Staring at Guy)
When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.
Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"
Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"
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A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.
Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.
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A full system backup on a computer
Teacher: I have a computer in every room in my house
Me: Even the toilet?
Mate: Yeah, he goes in there when he needs to do a massive dump!
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THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION BTW!
The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.
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Talking on your cell phone while taking a dump, ie, moving thine bowels.
I was making a dump call this morning to my brother, and he was not amused by the flush that followed.
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When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.
Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.
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