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when a male is performing sexual acts on a woman, preferably the anus, and dumps her immediately after busting a nut
guy 1: I just nut dumped my gf of 8 years, she gave really crappy head
guy 2: Now thats what i call a cool story bro
When a male finds a partner (usually a cheap hooker) and takes them to a motel/hotel and rents a room on the top floor. They proceed to have sex, and during sex, the man secretly inches over towards the window while still having sex. He then places the girl belly down in the open window frame and does her "doggystyle". When he is ready to finish, he speeds up, splooges, then quickly pushes her out the window. It is favored by many because it allows you to finish inside your partner and not have to pay a single penny, but do this act with caution, as it IS MURDER.
Bob: "Dude did you hear that Bill accidentally Hump and Dumped Janet?"
Jim: "Yeah, that sucks! They were going to get married!"
A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.
Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.
A full system backup on a computer
Teacher: I have a computer in every room in my house
Me: Even the toilet?
Mate: Yeah, he goes in there when he needs to do a massive dump!
THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION BTW!
The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.
Talking on your cell phone while taking a dump, ie, moving thine bowels.
I was making a dump call this morning to my brother, and he was not amused by the flush that followed.
When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.
Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.