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Girls who are somewhat hot - but not too hot, and who often work in posiitons of high public interaction but with low-barriers-to-entry, thus making them open and attractive targets on the one hand, but often self conscious and/or harboring self esteem issues on the other. This, as a whole, makes them susceptible and quite receptive to any overtures from the opposite sex. I.e., They are the easiest of fruit to pick.
Salty just can't stop picking that low-hanging fruit, he just brought home his fifth receptionist this motnh.
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A very complex psychological phenomenon where, if you are forbidden from being with someone (i.e. Married, friendzone, not interested, etc.) they become infinitely more attractive.
Guy 1: Holy crap that chick is so hot!!
Guy 2: No she isn't, she only looks like it because of the Forbidden Fruit Effect.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: She's married, and you can't have her, so she is a forbidden fruit.
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"faggot"
"Look at that fruitcake, he's such a fruit"
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1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.
2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.
"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"
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Independant of gay people, at least most of the time.
Woohoo for a definition that doesnt make fun of gay people. Fuck that. Gay people are soooo GAY.
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A Fruit Nazi is ACTUALLY one of those people that stop and checks your car for forbidden fruit when entering the state of California.
Those damn Fruit Nazis are holding up traffic again!!
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1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.
2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.
Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.
What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!
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