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The act of holding a fart all day in a circumstance when farting is not permittable to finally get into your car and release said fart.
hey jess, i couldnt wait to leave work all day ive been stuck in a meeting and holding this fart since 9am, i totally released the biggest car fart.
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A very large muffler usually from 4 - 8 inches in diameter and typically found on most import cars with 4 cylinder engines (eg.. Honda Civic, Mitsubishi Eclipse etc). Many import tuners will use these mufflers in place of the single factory dick pipe exhaust. Commonly named "Fart Pipe" because it makes the 4 cylinder exhaust sound like a very loud farting noise when the engine speeds up. Also see, Coffee Can exhaust, Fart Can.
As I pulled up to the traffic light, a ricer with a Civic pulled up next to me and started revving his engine. His fart pipe exhaust was so loud, it vibrated my car. He obviously thought he was bad ass and was going to race me in my Mustang.
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Daniela: What do you do when the water get- gets colder?
Nicolette: Booty fart, because it makes it warmerrrr.
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Fapping while you have gas and letting out a fart at the moment of climax; Letting out a stinky fart while fapping that smells so bad you have to stop
i couldnt wait to take a crap before wanking off and i let out a raunchy fap fart when i climaxed
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Doodoo fart is a common phrase on TikTok.
Mom: What does this button do?
Kid: Please do not push the button!
Mom: *Pushes button*
Random guy: Doodoo fart.
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A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.
"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."
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The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.
The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting flatus. His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.
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