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A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.
Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?
Poor dude's probably got SOCF.
What's SOCF?
Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.
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A syndrome that causes fevers occuring every twelve hours at the hours of 0400 and 1600. The cause of these fevers is of unknown etiology and can usually be cured with coca cola.
That kid has 4 o'clock Fever Syndrome.
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A euphoric condition brought on after exposure to any product manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc.
Symptoms:
- A huge grin (aka Tesla grin).
- Continuously talking about Tesla.
- Prolific contributor in TMC forums.
Cure:
Buy (or lease) a vehicle manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc. (symptoms can take months to subside).
Joe's bout of Tesla fever didn't subside until nearly 4 months after he took delivery of his new Model S.
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When an Asian-American woman is approached by folks who assume that they were sex workers or girlfriends during the wars in The Philippines, Korea, Japan, and Korea they are placed in “The Yellow Fever Time Machine.” This phenomenon also occurs when Asian women are assumed to be sex workers from Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, and Malaysia.
Again, I was asked if I was the prostitute a man fell in love with during his tour of duty in Korea (or Japan, or Vietnam). Just because of my eye shape, men put me in their “Yellow Fever Time Machine.”
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The amazing pop-punk/emo/dance debut album from the band panic! at the disco that was released on September 27th, 2005. Although already popular, the album's popularity is still increasing.
Kid 1: Have you heard panic! at the disco's album?
Kid 2: You mean "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out"? Of course I have, it's my new favorite!
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The amazing pop-punk/emo/dance debut album from the band panic! at the disco that was released on September 27th, 2005. Although already popular, the album's popularity is still increasing.
Kid 1: Have you heard panic! at the disco's album?
Kid 2: You mean "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out"? Of course I have, it's my new favorite!
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a rare fever that cannot be cured,mostly effected by people who are douches!
I'm having kuno titik asshole man fever,so I'm not comming tommorow.
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