Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
The act of putting a living creature in a oven and cooking it.
Good Ol' Hitler sure know's how to throw a good German BBQ.
The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!
It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
A man who is rather into men then women
Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend
The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.
Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.
Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.
A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.
That german is really nice!
German is weird name for a guy