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The Triple H Threat consists of contracting the following all at the same time. Herpes, Hepatitis and HIV (also known as the herp, hep and hiv). VIA sexual intercourse, being bitten by a homeless person or when hanging out with the drummer of every time I die.
I was gonna kong this homeless chick living in a ditch last night, until she gave me the triple h threat!
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The Smartphone put out by Palm (cell phone, palm pilot, pda). Similar to the Blackberry (aka Crackberry)that is so easy to pick up and use.... just like a ho.
Hey, I just dropped Forty Hamiltons on this Tre(h)o, yo, and I definitely got fucked.
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The standard array of questions to be asked of a guy when he tells he has a new female friend.
Is she Hot?
Is she Single?
Did you get in her Pants yet?
Guy 1: It's a really cute girl in my journalism class.
Guy 2: H/S/P?
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Is that a no?
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name; Jesus Henry Christ. The illegitimate son of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene and the grandson of god. Today used as an expression of amazement or excitement which has carried over from his lifetime. When Mary would introduce his as Jesus H Christ, people would reapeat it in disbelief.
Mary: Hey luke, have you met my son, and the grandson of god, Jesus H Christ?
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Praise your Grandpa! Are you here to die for our sins like your old man? Hey what does the H stand for?
Jesus H Christ: Henry
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Turn some water to wine! Let's party!
Jesus H Christ: hallelujah! Your prayers have been heard! Bring out the water!
Mary: Jesus H Christ! You'r to young to drink.
Jesus H Christ: My Grandpa damn you!
Luke: Jesus H Christ!, you said it.
and so on
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Jesus H. Christ is a mythological character stemming from Christian lore. The "H" in the middle of the names is believed to stand for a number of things, ranging from "Holy" to "Harold," However, recent evidence suggests that the "H" actually stands for "HeySeuss." This story book character's middle name was inserted recently in order to pay homage to the greatest children's story teller of all time: Dr. Seuss. While the movement started as something of a cult tradition, it quickly made its way into pop culture, even appearing on the silver screen from time to time as a profanity. This is of course wildly inappropriate to true followers as it is disrespectful to take the good Doctor'said name in vain. As a happy coincidence of this fan-fabricated name, the Hispanic pronunciation of the first name is also taught upon reading the middle name.
God: Do you mind if I name my child after you?
Dr. Seuss: It would be an honor.
God: He shall be called Jesus HeySuess Christ.
Dr. Seuss: Jesus H. Christ, a fine name for a main character.
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dopest place ever.
only in texas though.
:)
i know your jealous.
you - aye. im bored.
me - yo. lets hit up the H-E-B in h-town. na mean?
you - oh fu sho, mayynee.
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A man who believes that simply adding "esq." to the end of your name automatically causes one to become heighted to a state of classiness... FALSE
Toby is pretty jagged edged, Toby H Esq. is still, quite jagged.
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