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Fought for his country, inspired a nation, Captain Sir Tom Moore was a hero.
You don't want to meet them.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
Hey... Hey Destiny.... Who's YOUR hero? Come on... Who's your hero?
Hym "Speaking of heroes... My Hero Academia Season 7 is out! I can't believe nobody talk me! (Spoilers) And it comes in hot with the fight between Shigaraki and Stars and Stripes! What!? And she DIES!? HOW!? I mean, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? Why would introduce that metal and then kill her immediately!? Cruelty! Blatant cruelty! It was tragic! I was blown! Ugh! I mean, I already knew she died (Because of fucking YouTuber vermin manga posters in my fucking shorts feed spoiling the plot months before the new season comes out!) But I didn't think it would happen IMMEDIATELY! WHY!? And we find out who the traitor is (also spoiled by the manga posters). I'm stoked. It's going to be a good season."
manliest man to ever man
also a big bully
wow do you see hero? he's such a man
Somebody that saves people or is looked up to by someone.
Roman: Thomas, I thought I was your hero
Thomas: You are!
Hero, the name of an adorably oblivious young lady. A high-key heather, with a heart of gold. She receives a lot of genuine compliments, but she never believes them. Sadly, a very insecure and somewhat sensitive person. Which is why she tends to have more guy friends because they feel the need to protect her. She attracts a lot of touch starved people and quickly eliminates that aspect of their lives. An adorable dynamic between all her and her guy friends honestly. In short, the perfect combination of a soft girl and a 'bruh' girl.
Some Guy: That Hero chick needs to shut up.
Hero's guy friends: NO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP BEFORE WE BEAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN--
Hero, the name of an adorably oblivious young lady. A high-key heather, with a heart of gold. She receives a lot of genuine compliments, but she never believes them. Sadly, a very insecure and somewhat sensitive person. Which is why she tends to have more guy friends because they feel the need to protect her. She attracts a lot of touch starved people and quickly eliminates that aspect of their lives. An adorable dynamic between all her and her guy friends honestly. In short, the perfect combination of a soft girl and a 'bruh' girl.
Some Guy: That Hero chick needs to shut up.
Hero's guy friends: NO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP BEFORE WE BEAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN--