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monkey hat

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


same hat

When you see many objects that are the same/ similar in apperance

Girl one: Look at that woman walking the three yellow labs!
Girl two: Haha Same Hat!
Girl three: Same hat!

by brokenphoneline September 11, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass hat

1.A Stupid person. 2. A Moron. 3. Someone that is acting like an ass.

1. He is such an ass hat! 2. George Bush is an ass hat! 3. Quit being an ass hat!

by Jeremy A. M. June 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


J-Hat

Another slang term for best man who ever lived. The best boyfriend, the best friend and the best man. He can always be trusted. He may just have the best smile. He is wild and crazy but sweet and loving all at once. Every girl should have a J-Hat.

Some random girl- "I have a good boyfriend"

Resa-"Noooo not as good as mine... He is a J-hat"

by cutiekitty28 December 30, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Hat

A Flat topped, hat that emo's wear all the time. Believed to give special emo powers, or emo rock skill.

Some kind of emo thinking cap.

"What kind of hat is that?"

"Oh that's an emo hat. Oddjob wears them in James Bond."

"Oh, isn't that a Cadet hat?"

"I dunno, look it up."

by eyeh8emo October 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass-hat

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman: to in fact wear her ass as a hat

Baby, I'm gonna wear your ass like a hat.

Come here, my little ass-hat.

by Wonderful Duff October 19, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sow Hats

Gangsta slang for "what's up"?

"Hi, godfather."

"Sow hats up?"

by randomcuriosity February 2, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž