a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.
caution: it may sting when it hits
I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.
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When you see many objects that are the same/ similar in apperance
Girl one: Look at that woman walking the three yellow labs!
Girl two: Haha Same Hat!
Girl three: Same hat!
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1.A Stupid person. 2. A Moron. 3. Someone that is acting like an ass.
1. He is such an ass hat! 2. George Bush is an ass hat! 3. Quit being an ass hat!
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Another slang term for best man who ever lived. The best boyfriend, the best friend and the best man. He can always be trusted. He may just have the best smile. He is wild and crazy but sweet and loving all at once. Every girl should have a J-Hat.
Some random girl- "I have a good boyfriend"
Resa-"Noooo not as good as mine... He is a J-hat"
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A Flat topped, hat that emo's wear all the time. Believed to give special emo powers, or emo rock skill.
Some kind of emo thinking cap.
"What kind of hat is that?"
"Oh that's an emo hat. Oddjob wears them in James Bond."
"Oh, isn't that a Cadet hat?"
"I dunno, look it up."
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the act of performing oral sex upon a woman: to in fact wear her ass as a hat
Baby, I'm gonna wear your ass like a hat.
Come here, my little ass-hat.
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Gangsta slang for "what's up"?
"Hi, godfather."
"Sow hats up?"
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