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Hipster racist

The term usually applies to a racist joke or statement where the declarant believes that "irony" or otherwise general well-meaning excuses or mitigates the racism.

Hey are you going to that Kill Whitie party in Brooklyn tomorrow that, coincidentally, will be all white?

Naw, those parties are hipster racist.

by oscar goldman July 14, 2015

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Hipster Punk

A closed minded person who listens to obscure punk bands and throws it in peoples face.

Reversible, Example: Punk Hipster

Unlike the hipster, they may be hard to spot based on looks alone. Also, unlike the hipster, a Hipster Punk is more rare. One can only be a Hipster Punk if they are generally closed minded about music refuse to admit that punk lyricists can be tone deaf.

What a Hipster Punk may say when talking about music

You listen to (band that most people agree is good), only D-bags listen to that, you need to listen to some (tone deaf punk band that most agree have no vocal talent)

by Tiny Hay November 18, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-hipster

The mainstream movement that is now Hipsterism

Went to a suburban mall yesterday and it was crawling with post-hipster kids - tight jeans, ironic t-shirts and over-the-top Tats.

by avant-chicago July 21, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


HIPSTER MYTH

The myth that all the 20 somethings living in Bushwick, Greenpoint or Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY are in fact "rich" or recipients of trust funds. As well as the conceived notion that their encroachment into said "impoverished Brooklyn community" is a bad thing. A concept often shared by people who claim to "miss the old New York" (who were in fact not from NYC or BK themselves back in the late 70's/ 80's/early nineties) and claim they would rather trade the PBR, track bikes, and tight clothing for the "good old days" of crime, urine marinated subway platforms, graffiti, poverty and general unsafe living conditions most similar to a 3rd world country.

BK resident:Look at those rich kid hipsters drinking PBR, they're destoying Brooklyn.

Person with 8th grade reading level: Actually thats a hipster myth you dumbass. They're actually reviving the neighborhood. None of them have any kids either.

BK resident: Huh what!??

8th grade reading level: Yeah people like you are dependant on the hipsters you claim to hate. How old are you now and you're still on that sh*t?

BK: You're right, I am a dumbass. I am going to move to Poughkeepsie.

by mad smart July 2, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


lumberjack hipster

hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster

Only lumberjack hipsters wear beanies and plaid in the summer!

by honest hipster November 28, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hipster milk

its what hipsters drink it is nonfat ,free-rang,vegan feed, organic sheeps milk with is drank through milk straws which are gluten free, all natural, preservative free, lactose free and low sugar

look at that baby drinking hipster milk, its parents must think normal milk is too mainstream

by thatstoomainstream January 1, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hipster sadness

Hipster sadness - cold-hearted dissatisfaction. Lost of interest due to an overflow of time and resources in which the mind forces itself into a pit of despair. A vastly growing plague sweeping the youth of nations into adulthood.

Also known as "Hipster depression" - a prolonged state of hipster sadness lasting of six months

Justice: "Ever since he started using tumblr he hasn't been the same."
Jerome: "Yea, he's got hipster sadness
Justice: "What a goddamn shame."

by Ghost Scar April 16, 2014

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