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me so horny

Another word for hot ass Asian female, could be broken down to "MSH" for short or between the fellas

Tim: Yo dog, check out that me so horny!!

Chaz: Yea man, I'd hit that!!

by chaz714 November 3, 2006

100πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Double horny tattoo

A double horny tattoo is a tattoo that makes a chick look like a slag. It might be the tattoo itself or the strategic placement of the tattoo that makes it double horny. There have been rare sightings of triple horny tattoos.

Angelina Jolie's tattoo across her lower stomach is a classic example of a double horny tattoo.

by beefbacon2129 March 25, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


my little horny

People who get horny from watching My Little Pony.

My Little Pony, more like My Little Horny.

by Strangest Things December 29, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Horny High

When someone gets horny and the idea of getting high turns them on.

I myself, and I know others, hate the idea of people who do anything to poison themselves. Such as smoking, drinking, drugs, etc.

But when we get horny, the idea of a person of the sex that we like getting high makes us horny and go mad, and we love the idea for the time of horniness.

For some, such as myself, even the words, or the objects can turn you on. Words such as vape, 420, Meth, vaping, high, bong, weed, Smoking weed, dank, etc.

I myself also get turned on my Bongs themselves. I enjoy jerking off to a bong next to some big titties, or a clit. Or sometimes a bong right next to a big white cock. Or someone taking a hit from a bong while naked. This all turns me on. Ive jerked off to pictures of weed and pictures of bongs alone.

For others, they could have other reasons getting high turns them on.

I think the major reason in this resulting is the idea of such words and acts being so bad and wrong normally, but also exciting that it's so secretive and bad.

But, like I said, after orgasm or horniness had passed, the person, such as myself or others, hate the idea that people do such things again, and we hate ourselves for finding excitement in such things. In such lowlife things.

Shawn: Ugh. I'm so horny right now..

Fred: Horny Highs got you. You should look up a nice vid of a guy naked smoking out of a bong. That'll do ya.

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Josh: Damn. Now I hate myself for jerking to that. Damn horny highs.

by ‍ June 18, 2018

5πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Horny day 2

I didn’t get her nudes last night so I made this

This day is for if you didn’t get her nudes last night so here’s horny day 2

by Cool chad 29 April 17, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


horny eskimo kiss

when u r really horny with ur girl , and u finger her w/ ur nose. it is the best frealing in the world. works best if u have a long nose.

(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest

by connor hall April 27, 2007

58πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Go to Horny Jail

Bonk

P1: Hey dude I wanna do that ass
P2: what
P1: Like sex
P2: *BONK* go to horny jail

by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 5, 2021

39πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž