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when your dumb ass son hits a mail box and the son before ask him to take out his car
"hey dad can I take out my car to pick up kassie"
"sure lol ???"
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when your girlfriend sends you a text that has LOL after every word or at the end of every text.
you: hi babe
her: how are you? LOL
you: Im good, whats with the LOL?
her:(compleatly ignoring the last sentence) That's good!LOL!
YOU: you have a LOL addiction!!!!
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You say : Lol hottie.
She says: Who?
You say : You.
She says : Thanx
(Then your in.)
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The act of using typing an angry(ish) message to someone but adding 'lol' to the end in order not to come off as angry/ irritated despite actually being angry/ irritated.
Emma: hey bbe, did u wash the dishes?? E xx
Dave: sry, been watching football. Will do l8r. D xx
Emma: u had better or I swear I will be pissed lol. E xx
A fine example of the passive aggressive lol.
This controversial quote is said to be found in the Instagram comments, but it is never confirmed. Some say you have to have an IQ of over 350 or you have to be a bit special in the head to be able to understand this quote. This quote can be used as an insult or to even point out that something is funny. Better luck next year in Sturt
*sees an Instagram post on a unknown fanpage
*proceeds to comment lol do funnt
*sees that he has written the comment wrong
*cries himself to sleep
*wakes up knowing how downie he was to comment it
Next day at school
*Joey kicks a ball into someones head
Johnny "lol do funnt xD"
*Fred proceeds to get very angry about people teasing him about saying lol do funnt then proceeds to scream "lol do fuck off!"
Basically ur mom gay but it's inflicted on the opponent themself. Probably one of the most dangerous insults you can use. Strong enough for your opponent to get stage 4 lung cancer. Use at extreme times. Use with caution.
Friend: Guess what
You: What?
Friend: Ur adopted lol
You: Ur gay lol
friend: *Gets lung cancer*
Friend: *Fights long and hard*
You: Cmon buddy, you can't give up on me now!
Friend: *In a weak raspy voice* I-I-I'm sorry, goodbye.
Friend: *dies of death disease*
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: won the battle though *Troll Face*
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