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peanut butter and jelly

A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".

Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.

Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.

by Reginald Vasquzz January 5, 2011

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nigga jelly beans

The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.

Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?

by eel79 March 21, 2008

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smelly jelly

a type of jelly which has has been sprayed with essence of skunk

look !!! there serving smelly jelly for lunch

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

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peanut butter jelly

An awesome song by The Buckwheat Boys. If you don't like it, you gay 'cause it has gret vocals and fantastice instrumentals.

Let's hear it for the dancing banana!

by nikkan_hanil January 17, 2004

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Jelly World Chat

JWC is an abbreviation for Jelly World Chat, a place where some fairly dope people hang out at. It used to be awesome now its just ok. A lot of people want to be cool there but aren't and a lot of people are.

Gey person #1: DUDE LETS GO CHILL AT THE JWC CUZ ITS MAD CHILL WICKED HELLA!!

Gey Person #2: Naw man they hurt my feelings there.

by Rory from the JWC July 30, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oakland Jelly Roll

when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouth

My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll.

by DirtyWordy January 12, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jelly bean racist

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.

- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!

by UrbanPrick August 14, 2011

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