slayer job

Referring to the popular game Halo 3, this is possibly the most enjoyable experience a man can have. A slayer job is a blow job while playing a match of Halo, specifically a Slayer match.

"Yo greg bryan got a slayer job"

"lucky. were just playin halo by ourselves like fags. some sausage fest this is"

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Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.

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Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.

I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!

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look job

When you catch a girl that doesn't put out, but will give you an act of glancing or giving a long stare at your twig and berries.

Dude, i tried to get her to suck me off, but she just gave me a look job.

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side-job

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

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Tongue Job

When a guy sticks out their tongue and the girl sucks on their tongue.

Yo Alyssa, wanna give me a TJ, or a tongue job?

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blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

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