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relentlessly looks for a different he/she to always kiss.
This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.
Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."
Love bites on the head, above eyebrow level or back of head
After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!
When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
Shin kisses is when a man is pissing and the water splashes back up and hits his shins
Kyle: Aw man I just got shin kisses all over me
Dravin: Yeah bro shin kisses are the worst
When you have a significant other but someone else kiss's and you kiss back because it takes a few seconds to register what's actually going on. It's not concidered cheating
i couldn't help it, that was just the reaction kiss