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"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
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A non lesbian life partner.
Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be
My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.
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A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.
The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.
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When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!
I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.
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A term coined for an ill-informed host with a penchant for replacing actual facts with rubbish opinions based on how she feels on the day.
Often seen on Wednesday nights 'Entertaining' people who are pretending that they know all of the answers to every question on every subject known to man-kind.
"This trivia quiz is wrong, and I hate you trivia lady"!
"Hey, let's go to the North Gong and play trivia, we can cheat and use our phones to google the answers, the Trivia lady is dumb as shit and won't even know we're doing it"!
"Trivia lady, why are you back here in the cleaners closet crying"?
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a rude person who makes terrible food that I would find on the street. her food tastes like poison and then she is mean. she wears the ugliest vest I have ever seen. I hate her. I asked her if I could have a different cookie cause the one I got was hard as rocks and she said no and rolled her eyes at my friends and I . now I want her to fall or burn her hand . I want new lunch ladies . I want them gone. I'm going to switch schools then die because of her .
ugh lunch ladies I hate it
omg that lunch lady is hideous
she tried to poison me that stupid ignorant lunch beast lady
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1. What old people say when talking about a girl or young woman
2. What your parental figure says to you while yelling at you
Def 1:
Grandma 1: You know my granddaughter has been spending a lot of time volunteering at our church
Grandma 2: Ah, she is such a fine young lady
Def 2:
Mom: Young lady, you better explain yourself!
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