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When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.
I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.
its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,
instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?
It's a lock for your cock.
It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"
Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"
Greg: "No, but I'll try it"
1 Day Later
Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.
Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy
The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.
"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."
Unable to get out of the couch because your very bent or stoned
I can’t get up! I’ve got lounge lock.
When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.
Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?