lunar lovers are two people who only love eachother for one night, or just a short period of time. also commonly known as “players.”
John: Oh, Mellissa and Gary? They were just Lunar Lovers, not meant to be together long.
Jane: That actually makes sense, they kept cheating on eachother.
When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
People who lips people who have manbuns, they usually have disconcordant coastline hairlines.
Person 1 "yo Simmy, I notice u have a manbun, I'm a manbun lover"
Person 2 "ye I do, I notice you have a disconcordant coastline"
'they proceed to lips'
The Best way to get you and your roommates free Pita's for life. Go to your favourite Pita Place and meet the owner. Proceed to bang him/her as many times as necessary. Receive your free Pitas for life. This is generally done by people who like pitas ... alloooottttttt
Hit Pita Pit for a 2-in-1. Get piece and a pita. You are now a pita-lover.
A small package or container of sex toys, lubricant, and condoms. Lover kits are usually sold in hotels and motels for couples.
"Hey I just bought a lovers kit, you know what that means babe?"
A young man or woman who enjoys anal sex.
You: "Wow she won't keep away from my ass. "
Bro: "Lol she searching for gold?"
You: " nah, She's a dirt lover."