Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

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male bush eater

A hetrosexual male who like to lick woman vaginas.

Theres no offensive names for hetrosexuals

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male genital cutting

Term for male circumcision. term used to corrspond to female genital cutting usrd to denote that female circumcision is wrong as opposed to male circumision that these feminist think is okay. This term is used to correct that misconception.

male genital cutting is wrong.

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Psi Male

The Chi Male is incredibely angry at society but isn't aware of the male hierarchy, he is used as a mercenary of the beta males to murder alpha males, occasionally clashing with packs of Sigma males. He admires the Sigma males, and has the same desires, but his grindset is abysmal so he will always be a servant to the beta.

Person: That Psi male is always serving cringelord beta males.
A Psi male thinks he is the anime protagonist

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Zeta male

Normally the most violent of the group, during a fight the zeta male is the vanguard and inspires violence in others, is sometimes the antagonist of the alpha male when a peaceful resolution is looked for

Jason is a zeta male, he is always looking for a fight and never needs much of an excuse

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male sex organ

a fucking penis you fucking moron
typically a term used by Fife's

"May I stick my male sex organ in your female sex organ?

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Op-Silon Male

An Op-Silon male is similar to the Alpha, Pi, Psi and Gigachad but better, on-par with the shrigma males. Even though his main concern is himself, this guy fucks and you know it, a real menace. Their morning routine usually consists of shit like (in this order) waking up at 4 A.M., jerking off with no hands, cumming into their mouth for the protein and testosterone boost, pissing, shitting, saying goodbye to whatever poor thing they fucked the soul out of the night before, getting out of bed, going to workout, make breakfast, then taking a shower in which they waffle stomp, and finally getting on with their day. These are the type of dudes that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime, at 17, the guys that go on a 50 day adventure to fucking Cairo in the middle of a school year just to beat the shit out of a gay vampire. If these guys walked into their morning classes or job with a broadsword, covered in blood, wearing nothing but boxer briefs, a bandolier, and combat boots, no one would bat a fucking eyelid. If you left these guys alone in a room with Chuck Norris, Mr. Norris would fear for his life; even Goku couldn't win a fight against these male-types. Their placement in the social hierarchy/caste is non-existent, since they exist outside societal standards; they pay for their expenses with the knowledge that whoever they owe will not be dead tomorrow, and that's more than enough. Basically Hercules' male-type.

Dude #1 "Bro, I heard that the dude in our 9 AM philosophy class that walked in late, killed God THAT morning."
Dude #2 "And? That guy probably does that like every week, he's fucking awesome bro."
Dude #1 "What a fucking Op-Silon Male."