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When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.
Dude, Sally is fresh off her period, so she let me give her a Bloody Mary in celebration!
Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
A town in Pennsylvania you’ve probably never heard of.
Guy on discord: I live in Los Angeles, California. Where do you live?
Me: St. Marys, Pennsylvania.
Guy on discord: Where the hell is that?
A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.
"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"
Dude: bro she is so stinky
Other dude: yeah seems like a Tayla-Marie