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When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.
Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.
"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"
Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice
A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.
Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed
Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.
girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking