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CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(
Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..
Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.
Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(
Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?
A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.
I am Mike Hoxafloppin.
this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
1👍 1👎
When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.