Taking your crap and baking it into muffins (blueberries or poppie seeds for best results); give it to n00bs you want to pwn.
Give that n00b some crap muffins!
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A muffin without its top on, ie. topless muffin
I covered the eyes of the young, impressionable lad, as the slut muffin bounced passed us.
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When a girl or boy wears their pants too tight and rolls of fat hang over the top.
Ashley once said to Samantha, "Look at that girl and her pants. She's totally muffin-popping!"
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When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.
"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"
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Nailing someone in thier stink tube, then urinating in their ass
I gave that filthy ho a Yellow Muffin
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A competitive game played with a group of niggaz in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to cum on a muffin. Last nigga to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
NICK: hey rafa, wanna play soggy muffin??
RAFA: no baby, not tonight, i'm still full from last night.
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the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.
hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.
if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl
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