Cause I'm Young

I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.

Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young

Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young

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I'm All Eyes

Like the expression, "I'm all ears" juiced up for the Internet.
To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messaging and chat.
I am ready, willing and able to read what it is you are typing.
All my attention is on what you are typing.

(Like an IM conversation or chat room conversation)

Conjunction_Vitus: Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?

Jut_Unions_Convict: Yes, I'm all eyes.

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i'm so done

to be so out of touch with the topic at hand that one calls out this phrase to switch the topic out of any of the following reasons: embarrassment, boredom, fear, or other indiferrence

Carmen: Sends picture of Robert as a princess
Robert: That picture is so non-heteronormative.

Carmen: I'm so Done, I'm so Done!!!

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I'm The Nigga, Ayyyy!

Shouted by a passerby in Myrtle Beach that apparently got arrested for doing that.

I'm The Nigga, Ayyyy!

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I'm too college for this

To be, either too broke, too tired and or sleepy, too anything that is simply too much. To be fed up with some one thing, however this phrase tends to be restricted to college students the word college can be exchanged for 'high school' or other similar ideas.

"I am too college for these text book prices!"

"Did you remember to print those papers for your English class?" "Shit! I'm too college for this!!! I totally forgot."

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I'm done scalywaggin

I'm done whoring around.

girl to ex: "Stop wasting your time with those scalywags, and let me back in your life!"

ex to girl: "I'm done scalywaggin baby."

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Sike! I'm not a Rappa

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face

Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*

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