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The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.
She was eating my Penis meat all night long.
Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.
"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "
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When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out
Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*
One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.
I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.
A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.
Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot
Penis peach is the peach crayon color name from the brand VaginaDick crayon company. They also have colors like vagina violet and clit cyan
I just purchased my pack of crayons for school, I love the color penis peach that it has.
A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.
Last night, I fucked a llama penis.