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When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Big dick and blue eyes
plays guitar
oliver stevens is fit
When you cover a guys ass with tape and make them shit for days and then you remove the tape and make it go into your mouth and give them a blowjob.
Yesterday I got a dirty oliver that shit was fire!!!!!
olive is an amazing person. they are cute and fun. they can make you laugh all the time and are very relatable. they know how you feel from glances and know how to make you feel better. they know how to pick good friends and have a pretty large friend group. they have great fashion sense and is very cultured. they do not live under a rock.
they are hopeless romantics and rarely have crushes, but when they do their a sucker for that person. they’re trusting in their close friends and confide in them about their feelings.
they would never leave anyone on read and understands how it feels.
they are just downright da bomb
omg!! i met olive <3 today, they’re so cool!!
omg i bet, all olives are cool 😎
Another word For a Piece of Shit and a Lover of male Monkeys
Person 1 : I need to go to the bathroom and take the fattest Oliver Kennedy
Person 2 : Don't you mean Shit ?
Person 1 : No I mean Oliver Kennedy Its another Word for shit
Person 2 : I heard that the guy who used to give out Free Gynaecology Sessions for men
Person 1 : Exactly He's and Absolute Piece of shit