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Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.
To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it
The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.
And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.
Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.
The new “Bye Felicia”
This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.
“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”
two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!
Elton John and lover