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A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.
Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"
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Baby boomers whose kids have pets instead of kids.
We are throwing a party for the grand-dogs.
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The male equivalent to "whore" or "slut" relating to the fact that dogs as species are non-manogamous and the males will eagerly lap at any passing bitch's vulva if it so suites him.
The Frenchman is the suave whore dog; the Spaniard is the religious whore dog; the Italian is the lazy whore dog; and the Greek is the sleazy whore dog.
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A person or entity singled out for abuse or blame.
Said to an abusive spouse or partner, "I refuse to be your whipping dog any longer!"
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derogatory term for anglosaxon people often characterized by a heavy build and long brown wavy hair.
these dudes! they just showed up and burnt everything to hell and took all the women except helga and big betsy. these dudes were some saxon dogs!
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Dog-washing is a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male.
When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.
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In 1927, Ivan Pavlov experimented with his dog on the subject of psychological training--specifically conditional stimuli and response. He found that when he rang a bell each time before he fed his dog, the dog no longer salivated in response to the food, but to the bell.
A conditional response is when you're trained to respond to something such as Pavlov's bell, as opposed to using simply your reflexes.
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