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A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Some jazz little clit-conscious girls are so snobbish and egoistic about possessing that special vaginal pearl which is the mother and trigger to the most intense and spasmodic orgasms in females that in their snobbery they hold the entire world less themselves in total disgust and disdain.
That rich bitch is so damn clit-conscious that she doesn’t know where, how and in which direction to squirt!
On God but evolved. Interchangeable with on clizzy.
On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On Clit, bruh."
Panty residue from cotton panties sometimes in the form of balls. Similar to clitty litter but usually cotton no foreign objects
I hate being on my period and wearing cotton panties. ..i always get giant clit lint
Clitimax maximus
Or in English : woman who bangs her clit so much it’s beat the hell up
Jenny is such a clit warrior I swear
We know babe, we know
The act of biting the clitoris in an act of oral sex
Could be accidental or if the female partner wanted it to happen
Person 1: Yo did you hear? That guy performed clit biting on his girl and bit her whole clit off!
Person 2: Damn thats wild