Egg Sample

An egg sample is a sample of egg you may receive at a grocery store, or more likely, Costco.

Also a term used by Tony Biebls when they don't know how to spell example.

"Excuse me sir, would you like an Egg Sample?"

"No thank you, I'm a vegan."

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Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with

"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."

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flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

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Me-Egg

1) A term used in place of a sigh.

2) Used instead of the term "meh".

"Wanna go see that movie? It looks kinda crappy but at least it'll pass some time."
"Me-egg"

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egg in a bun

Scrotal rotting

An unfortunate case in which a gentlemen's scrotal region begins to wither and rot.

The smell of Neil's egg in a bun lingered for weeks

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Dog Egg

A term used to describe something that is 'not good' or 'bad'.

Commonly used as a replacement for the swear word, 'Sh*t'.

That movie was so 'Dog Egg'.

Her breath smelt like 'Dog Egg'.

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golden egg

a) at any given company or place of business, the most role-model, loyal, well behaved, well employee who is also the hardest to replace when the latter either leaves the company, retires, or is killed (either homicide by another disgruntled employee or other reasons)

b) (at a strip club or nude modeling agency): the most in-demand stripper or model who is so hard to replace that the club or modeling agency wouldn`t be the same without them.

the definition b) of golden egg comes from the Facebook game Criminal Case where, in case #17, Rozalia Davidov, actually describes Emma Ternon as a golden egg

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