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Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.
When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
what morons stick their nose inside
dude 1-bill just hallucinated a cat humping a dog!
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day
When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
When a woman is in her period and has sex with a man, she is “painting the tiger”.
Tonight Jo will be painting the tiger.
1.a game typically themed around killing everyone. release date: october 13, 2015.
2. mass murder, typically in a area with a dense population or a building.
example 1
epic gamer 1: wanna play paint the town red?
epic gamer 2: sure
example 2
Murderer 1: wanna paint the town red?
Murderer 2: sure. where are the weapons?