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a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.
guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy
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Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water
That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing
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Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)
"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."
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1.Used to describe a woman who you can have potential sex with but you can't screw her at the moment because she has a boyfriend, or lives far away, etc. so you put her on "standby" while you go have fun with some other females.
2. Basically a rebound girl.
Bruce: "Ey Ozzy, did you screw that mexican chick yet?"
Ozzy:"No bro, she's "standby pussy"; she's got a boyfriend, I'm gonna fuck her later and in the meantime I'm gonna get at these other bitches!!!"
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Headband from the anime naruto. Commonly worn as an repellant for the opposite sex by basement dwellers.
HEY CHAMP! TIRED OF GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER YOU? TIRED OF THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SEX?
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.
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The act of accusing a celebrity or athlete of rape simply to get paid. Typically, but not exclusively executed by the American species of the Mud Shark
Friend: Yo, did you hear about Big Ben catching a rape case. No police report ever filed and months later she is only filing a civil suit!
You: Just another bitch trying a pussy shakedown!!!
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1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina
2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina
Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?
Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.
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