put your boner away

What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him

“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”

put some cock on it

the act of or placing some penis on an object or person

Hey Ritz put some cock on it!

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putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

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Just Put Some Cheese On It

When you mess up so bad, you just ship out your mistake.

You work at McDonald's;
Cheeseburger with no pickle? Put pickle on it by accident? Just Put Some Cheese On It!

In Public;
Asked a woman when her baby is due? Turns out she is just fat? Just Put Some Cheese On It!

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Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

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putting 4 fingers up

you fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

yo brian is putting 4 fingers up!
yo he must be having alot of bitches

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Just put it on my account

Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".

Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!

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