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fan status

Fan Status is a perceived standing in reference to a rock band or professional sports team. The achievement of fan status is defined by a willingness to perform oral sex (or other sexual acts up to and including intercourse) with the members of the band or team.

She had bragged about her fan status but Kelly really proved it on the tour bus last night!

by JousterIII May 30, 2021


Chunny Status

When you get so chunny that you obtain the status of being chunny.

Yeah man can't lie I'm chunny status

by STONEDMONKEY64 December 4, 2022


Baby tiger status

a level of hunger unprecedented by other types of hunger.

"I haven't eaten in like 8 hours. total baby tiger status."

by spidermonkey57 January 8, 2012


Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 28, 2024


Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011


scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.

Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.

by Blah blah 2 July 10, 2017


Lucy status

To owe some one money for a long period of time and not intend to pay back.

That guys on lucy status now

by Realmacandcheese July 2, 2022