Rural Dictionary

Cum Up Short

That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.

Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.

by joz8968 May 13, 2018

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long short story

a short story that takes a long time to tell

*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*

by user8857 June 21, 2018

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Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

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The Long and the Short

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

by Superdragout January 19, 2010

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