When a red head urinates on you
Ron Howard gave Ralph Mouth a Ginger Shower behind Arnolds
When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.
Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.
to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.
then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?
Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.
Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?
Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.
When your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party!
"hey baby how you liking all those star showers?!"