Capital Simp

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

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Simp Lord

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Will is literally by definition the biggest Simp Lord in history.

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Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

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Simp bucks

The modern brownie points

For simps

Bob: Alice I brought you flowers and made your laundry
Alice: that'll get you some simp bucks. Nerd

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No Simp October

A challenge where GIRLS aren't allowed to simp for any being on this earth including fictional characters for the whole October

Girl 1: Hey have you heard of joseph ?! he’s soo cute
Girl 2: Girl you just failed no simp October

Girl 1: What’s that about ?
Girl 2: You can't simp during October girl. It's no simp October for us girls now!

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Simp shaming

when someone insults or shames you for simping over a person/character

"damn! Lilly simps for gon in Hunter x Hunter? What a looser she's so stupid and gay 🙄🙄🙄 "

"Guys stop simp shaming me 😢😢"

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Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times

me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp

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