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A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.
"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."
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When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam
Aw I just did a sloppy Sam
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When your female person of interest is giving head and decides to eat your ass she will then rim and make out with your ass hole as if it is a mouth
Holly shit was that a sloppy kink
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A bunch of men circle jerk onto a potluck of food that you would see only in a white suburban neighborhood backyard barbecue in the middle of a warm June day.
Or, a girl named Rachel's (or a gay man named Jacob's) wet pussy topped off in some savory Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce,
"Bro, you've gotta come to the neighborhood sloppy barbecue this weekend, it's gonna be wild!!!"
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When there is so much spunk on your cock after a blowjob that it starts to get crusty, thus resembling a corn dog.
My girl blew me so hard I had a sloppy corndog down there!
cock hot carl blowjob
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when a male vomits on his partner's breasts and proceeds to motorboat him/her.
I gave Rachel a sloppy waterfall last night! It was messy
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A extremely dry/crusty armpit, that eventually starts to shoot puss and squeeze 18 different colors of juice out. people usually refer to this uncommon growth as a "michonda". Causes are yet to be found
"Oh shit dude you have a huge fukn sloppy gusher under here" as the someone observes ones armpit.
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