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When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.
-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)
So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
I gave your mum a smurf berry smash last night
To have sex with a girl and then leave her and act like you never met her.
aye nigga, im finna pull a smash n dash on this bitch right here.
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the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.
Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"
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A more fun way to say friends with benefits. Instead of asking your friend if they’re up or want to hook up you just say: “Super Smash Bros?”
Daphne: Super Smash Bros?
Fred: I’m gonna eat you like a Scooby Snack
Daphne: Jeepers!
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a popular n64 game that can turn the regular girl into a horny girl. First you play a couple rounds against the hot girl just for fun. Then, when you've mentally prepared yourself, play each other and the winner gets a kiss. You should get your kiss b/f the end of the game, but either way, you're gonna get some boii.
"Taylor and Billy just played some super smash bros."
"How long did it take for them to actually hook up?"
" Only ten minutes, she's a slut."
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A very fun game series, better than pretty much any other modern game right now, including shitty fortnite
You should probably play with items off
Person: Hey you wanna play Super Smash Bros Melee?
Autist: nO iM fInNa pLaY sOmE fOrTnItE
Person: You're a fucking faglord piece of shit
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