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What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.
But your really reading gay porn
Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)
Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"
You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.
the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann
very epic and famous words
Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.
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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(
hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
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When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
This takes place on not just Snapchat but other sites as well such as Instagram. Happens on October the 30th-31st!
I can’t wait for National Screen Shot A Whole Snap Story Day.
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Urban dictionary name opinions
Anyone who posts their urban dictionary name On their Snapchat story - is fucking annoying,retarded, and have no will of life and not a single person who views it gives a fuck lmao
“Hey did you see what they posted on their story?”
“Yeah their also fucking brain dead.”
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A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
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