Tail-Twister

Anyone named Nikki

That girl over there must be a real Tail-Twister!

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

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cat tail tuck

The Tuck. The expression about tucking your tail between your legs didn't come out of nowhere. A cat will tuck the tail underneath the hind legs, up under the belly, when they're feeling anxious, nervous, submissive, or feeling sexual.

the cat tail tuck.

D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".

D-tails

Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").

I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.