FAHEEM TAX

Otherwise known as, Mystic, Faze Mystic, Faheemer, Looked at as a legend/rumor, a man that goes around taking a % of people loot, skins, planes, etc (if you refuse he takes all of it), RUN ON **SIGHT** IF YOU SEE THIS MAN.

Person 1 (Faheem): Sup
Person 2: OH NO IS THA-
Person 1 (Faheem): Yes😎
Person 2: HERE SIR YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL JUST PLEASE DON'T FAHEEM TAX MY LIFE

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head

*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own

I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me

Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”